Monday, September 18, 2006

Politicians Get Bladder Infections !

So its true, they are humans just like the rest of us. They get coughs, cold and even bladder infections. The difference between them and us is but one thing.... they get damned good advice.

I read today of a certain Middle East Dictator, I wont mention his name for fear of being threatened with a wiping of the map !, but suffice to say he seems to be suffering from uncontrollable stress leves leading him to experience the pain and trauma of a bladder infection.

He sent his advisors accross the globe to find a cure (the west are good for something sometimes!) and they came back with 100% Natural D-Mannose which is a which is a glyconutrient sourced from Mother Nature.

I know we all sympathise with this little man of persian descent, but lets be honest, i'm sure a little stinging and burning was nothing to serious, i'm sure he looked back on the episode and laughed to himself. D-Mannose came to his rescue, it was tollerant, it didnt discriminate, it just wanted to wash away those devilish bacteria.

Any normal Ahmed Sanjani would normally need a doctor to prescribe an antibiotics course and you'd feel bad for days (google "antibiotics side effects" for inspiration). With Natural D-Mannose our famed leader simply flushed his nasty e.coli out the next time he went to the loo, it's was as fast as that!

D-Mannose - If its good enough for him, its good enough for us :-)

This story is not necessarily true, it is also not meant to offend.

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